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23 Random Facts about Gary Busey
Crop circles are Gary Busey's way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie the fudge down.
There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Gary Busey allows to live.
When Gary Busey goes to donate blood, he declines the syringe, and instead requests a hand gun and a bucket.
When Gary Busey was born, the nurse said, "Holy crap! That's Gary Busey!" Then she had sex with him. At that point, she was the third girl he had slept with.
Gary Busey coined the phrase, "I could eat a Horse" after he ate every last unicorn in existence.
In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Gary Busey could use to kill you, including the room itself.
Gary Busey has always been able to find Waldo, except for one time. He found himself stumped on the last page of Where's Waldo Now?, not being able to find the Waldo without a shoe. He threw the book down and screamed, "This is BULLSHIT!" They're all wearing shoes." He then proceeded to eat the book and exclaim, "IF I CAN'T FIND WALDO, THEN NO ONE CAN!" The book he ate belonged to a child that he had borrowed it from. The child began to cry and Gary Busey ate him for good measure. The incident has since been refered to as Christmas.
Gary Busey is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
Gary Busey has two speeds: walk and kill.
Gary Busey once beat Super Mario Bros 3 without even touching his Nintendo controller. He just yelled at his TV in between bites of his "Filet of Child" sandwich, and the game beat itself out of fear.
When Gary Busey jumps into a body of water, he doesn't get wet. The water gets Gary Busey instead.
Gary Busey played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.
If you were to lock Gary Busey in a room with a guitar, a year later you would have the greatest album ever, it would sweep the Grammys. When asked why he doesn't do this Gary Busey replied "Because Grammy's are for queers." Then he ate a knife to show the seriousness of his response.
Gary Busey can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.
Gary Busey once ate the entire cake at a bachelor party before anyone could tell him there was a stripper in it.
Gary Busey is not lactose intolerant, he just refuses to put up with lactose's raisin.
Gary Busey was the hunter who shot Bambi's Mother. He then wore her carcass like it was a coat while he made his rounds at the local children's hospital.
In fine print at on the last page of the Guiness Book of World Records it notes that all world records are held by Gary Busey, and those listed in the book are simply the closest anyone has ever come to matching him.
Gary Busey doesn't believe in rubber condoms. Instead, he sticks his penis in a girl, and uses that girl as a condom while LOVING another.
On his birthday, Gary Busey randomly selects one lucky child to be thrown into the sun.
You are what you eat. That is why Gary Busey's diet consists entirely of bricks, steel, and the tears of small children.
Gary Busey ripped out of all Charlie Brown's hair but left a single strand to remind him one day he'd come back to eat him.
Gary Busey can divide by zero.
Crop circles are Gary Busey's way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie the fudge down.
There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Gary Busey allows to live.
When Gary Busey goes to donate blood, he declines the syringe, and instead requests a hand gun and a bucket.
When Gary Busey was born, the nurse said, "Holy crap! That's Gary Busey!" Then she had sex with him. At that point, she was the third girl he had slept with.
Gary Busey coined the phrase, "I could eat a Horse" after he ate every last unicorn in existence.
In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Gary Busey could use to kill you, including the room itself.
Gary Busey has always been able to find Waldo, except for one time. He found himself stumped on the last page of Where's Waldo Now?, not being able to find the Waldo without a shoe. He threw the book down and screamed, "This is BULLSHIT!" They're all wearing shoes." He then proceeded to eat the book and exclaim, "IF I CAN'T FIND WALDO, THEN NO ONE CAN!" The book he ate belonged to a child that he had borrowed it from. The child began to cry and Gary Busey ate him for good measure. The incident has since been refered to as Christmas.
Gary Busey is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
Gary Busey has two speeds: walk and kill.
Gary Busey once beat Super Mario Bros 3 without even touching his Nintendo controller. He just yelled at his TV in between bites of his "Filet of Child" sandwich, and the game beat itself out of fear.
When Gary Busey jumps into a body of water, he doesn't get wet. The water gets Gary Busey instead.
Gary Busey played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.
If you were to lock Gary Busey in a room with a guitar, a year later you would have the greatest album ever, it would sweep the Grammys. When asked why he doesn't do this Gary Busey replied "Because Grammy's are for queers." Then he ate a knife to show the seriousness of his response.
Gary Busey can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.
Gary Busey once ate the entire cake at a bachelor party before anyone could tell him there was a stripper in it.
Gary Busey is not lactose intolerant, he just refuses to put up with lactose's raisin.
Gary Busey was the hunter who shot Bambi's Mother. He then wore her carcass like it was a coat while he made his rounds at the local children's hospital.
In fine print at on the last page of the Guiness Book of World Records it notes that all world records are held by Gary Busey, and those listed in the book are simply the closest anyone has ever come to matching him.
Gary Busey doesn't believe in rubber condoms. Instead, he sticks his penis in a girl, and uses that girl as a condom while LOVING another.
On his birthday, Gary Busey randomly selects one lucky child to be thrown into the sun.
You are what you eat. That is why Gary Busey's diet consists entirely of bricks, steel, and the tears of small children.
Gary Busey ripped out of all Charlie Brown's hair but left a single strand to remind him one day he'd come back to eat him.
Gary Busey can divide by zero.
