anyone got a spare finger?

Pedro

Pedro

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cause mine is broken
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and pulled the nail and nail bed right off. shitty night

sucks tiping with one hand >
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I can loan you my middle finger ;D Here, see it?

Where the hell did you stick it? Whats her name?

 
that's the finger I need

managed to crush it between a wheel and brake caliper :
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Funny story about crushing fingers (Seth, remember this?)

When I was like 11 years old, my brothers and my dad were splitting wood with a hydraulic log splitter. It was owned by a friend of the family, Blake. Blake had the job of loading the logs into the splitter, because my dad didn't want one of us getting our hands caught or cut by the blade. I was the lucky SOB to operate the lever which started the pump and in turn pushed the piston causing the wood to press against the blade and split.

Blake is loading a log, Jeremy is off in La La Land, and I pull the lever while his hand is still between the backing plate and the log... in a panick, I didn't remember that to reverse the plate, one needed to release the lever and pull back on it... needless to say the poor guy's hand was crushed. I was lucky that he didn't file...

Moral of the story - don't let an 11 year old operate dangerous machinery, even if they "prove" to be responsible/reliable.

 
that's the finger I need

managed to crush it between a wheel and brake caliper :
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What the hell where you doing sticking your finger in there? Now was the car moving, up on stands running in gear? What was it man tell us. That sucks.

 
anyone willing to take dictation from him? we may have to wait days for him to one-handed henpeck out a story.

sucks, dude - sorry about the digit.

 
So you and Aron ralston have something to chat about? Did you have to cut it off with a dull multi-tool? >
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Sorry mang, hope you have some good drugs

 
I've smashed a few just by throwing a wheel onto the hub and having my pitties between the wheel spoke and the caliper. None mangled enough to lose a whole nail, but it does hurt like the dickens. I'm thinking he did something else...more severe. Yeah! Pics!

Right now insaneboy has the record with the 'most gore-iest picture' after he posted that shot of the stitches in his mouth...eeeey.

Sorry Pedro. Hope it heals up good.

 
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dude sorry to here about the finger that sucks

hey i here that you are a BEHS grad. my wife and i did back in 99

 
That's a bummer, man. Feel better!

...My sister slammed my hand in a car door once.... and locked it. >
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Right now insaneboy has the record with the 'most gore-iest picture' after he posted that shot of the stitches in his mouth...eeeey.
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woohoo! those are tame compared to the ones of my mouth in the middle of surgery.
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Still Pedro's description is enough to make me cringe.

 
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