BEST E-bay add ever. Hysterical!!

"Transmission: ---------- Five speed semi automatic (like an Uzi)"

OH MY GAWD! Funny! He spent a lot of time on those pictures!

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I bought this trike because it is a living example of something nasty. If you hang on to this thing for millions of years, letting it get buried under thousands of layers of sediment, then one day in the distant future (if we still have one after earth is invaded by aliens giving these things out as gifts) an archaeologist will dig this up and go,
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ha ha! Hilarious!

Before anyone asks why he talks funny, he's Australian. For those of you who have no idea what this "Australia" place is, just shut up and go along with it! lol jk, this add is the best ever!
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I came from that Australia place...

 
ha ha! Hilarious!

I came from that Australia place...
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OH GOD... YOU MADE IT THRU CUSTOMS?

Do you own a dingo?

Did you know the CROC HUNTER?

Do you say chips (for fries)?

Do you know how to read?

Do you too own this trike?

Is this you?

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I supposed it to be decent to make humor of a trike. Not long ago, an old neighbor died on one, right here in maine. This particular neighbor actually introduced to me subarus. humor is good. Trikes suck. I had one as an early teen, learned right away it is a trike of death. Bikes motorcycle size, they do good, those little three wheelers for dirt are ridiculous. hope he gets his sale...with honesty.

 
They're only dangerous if you're stupid on them. I used to drive them up and down the power lines in Greene and all around the Allen Pond Campground area ... I never flipped it while turning, but I did do some stupid things on them!
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Q-I am really interested in the bike, only I am located the the USA and hopefully you can set me at ease with the shipping. My concern is that the powerful trike will suffer a fate similar to the great epic, Sir Harrison Fords Raiders of the Lost Ark. Have you any way to ensure the bike won't get stolen by Nazis in an effort to harness it's fantastic evil? Maybe we can ship it in a lead box or something so it's force won't be detected?

A- Last time I lifted the seat on the trike, there was a flash of light and a jet of evil that emerged which wiped out my entire ant farm. It only happened once, so I'm assuming that all the world's curses have been released and we are all now safe as glass houses in Indonesia. I think that the trike has developed such a following now that it could virtually crowd surf to the US.

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