CDC announces tips to survive zombie apocalypse

[i-wagon]

Not even kidding. Just saw it on the news. Their zombie kit had first aid supplies, important documents ( sp zombies know you are who you say you are) and clean clothes. No mention of shotgun, 9mm or sniper rifle. Silly cdc

 

[cwiggin]

is this zombie kit for the supposedly end of the world tomorrow?

 

[i-wagon]

If it is I'm boned. My zombie kit is a thousand miles north of my current location. Nearest gun shop is ten miles

 

[Nate]

I'm all set.....

 

[Pedro]

I'll be at a wedding.

 

[i-wagon]

Nate come to florida and cover my 6!

 

[Iboc_C64]

Ive got a Husqvarna ready if they come to my door.

 

[drvsdwz]

I'll be at a wedding.

I'll be driving all day

 

[Chris]

I'll take my jonsered on the drive just incase

 

[i-wagon]

Rental car + zombies = I'll need lots of windshield wash

 

[Chris]

I'm gonna take my GL zombie running

 

[Legwagon]

^^^ Yes!!! ^^^ Be sure to pick me up man!!

 

[MAINIAC XV]

It`s past 6 pm and the world did not end. I guess we all have to go to work on monday

 

[Chris]

I didn't see any zombies on the drive. Really disappointed.

 

[i-wagon]

I was really looking forward to splatterinng zombies with tghe nearest peterbilt I could find. Oh well

 

[inski]

Here is the actual link

http://emergency.cdc.gov/socialmedia/zombies_blog.asp

My wife has had it on her facebook for a week.

As you all know its a joke. Being un-dead is impossible. Except for you Matt. Your house is already overtaken by zombies. The epicenter of the virus. Shame on you! You'd better hurry and get back from FL and take care of bidness!

 

[Mark]

I just read about this! It's really cool actually, it's not necessarily a joke. The zombie part is obviously but that was a way to bring attention to what you should have on hand in case of some sort of catastrophic event. I think it's really amazing to see a government entity use a form of viral advertisement. The CDC website actually crashed due to traffic for the better part of three days because of it.

 

[Chris]

I just read about this! It's really cool actually, it's not necessarily a joke. The zombie part is obviously but that was a way to bring attention to what you should have on hand in case of some sort of catastrophic event. I think it's really amazing to see a government entity use a form of viral advertisement. The CDC website actually crashed due to traffic for the better part of three days because of it.

They get you when you least expect it. Man, if you don't believe you're a goner. Please will your WRX to me

 

[Mark]

They get you when you least expect it. Man, if you don't believe you're a goner. Please will your WRX to me

Ha, the battlewagon has got to be the ultimate zombie apocalypse vehicle, I'll be fine.