Dear US postal service....you suck!!

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HR radness

His royal radness
First off, I want to thank Shorty for stepping up for me. Sadly, however, somebody else dropped the ball.

The story:

While I'm out working I'm sitting standby waiting to do a flight if they call us in Nashville, TN. I take off my jacket (with my car keys in the pocket) and lay it over a chair that's in the lobby of the private terminal where we have the airplane parked. I go and do some things and leave it laying there. I come back after a while and the jacket's GONE. It seems that the more money people have, the less brains they have. A passenger from another jet absconded with my jacket..WITH MY KEYS INSIDE.

Next day I get a phone call from the moron's husband. "My wife took your jacket by mistake blah blah". I decide to be professional, act nice and not rip him a new one over his airhead wife. "Oh just send it home for me and it's no big deal". The jacket should be there when I get home

I call shorty and have him cut me a key and send it up to where I park my car at Bangor , the private terminal there. I call this morning as I'm on my way home to make sure it got there, "oh yeah, it's here!" GREAT

I get here tonight from Chicago (as I am typing this) and lo and behold...NO KEY. There is an envelope, but there happens to be a large hole where the key was supposed to be...oops, did ya maybe for get to mention that!!!????? FUUUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Now the wife and kids have to drive an hour and a half up here to come get me. Luckily my jacket and keys were sent home and they can bring me the key.

WTF, this is the first and last time I buy a wrecked car for parts. I have some massive bad juu juu after me. I should stop flying for a while just to be careful.

 
I swear there is an image for EVERYTHING.

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but I thot you wubbed NIGEL the best

sniff sniff, I knew you hated me.

glad you lost your stoopid keys

let me tell you a secret about a Key Hider....save yerself some grief. magnetic key hider...get the drift? hardest part on a Scoob is finding actual metal underneath to hold the hider. it's there tho.

still wub u raddie laddie

 
I took the key, taped it between two pieces of cardboard and put it into an envelop. I figured that would be enough protection. WTF! I'd like to know how it fell out. ???

I even made the cardboard almost the exact size of the envelop so it wouldn't move around.

I knew I shoulda just faxed it to you.

 
THe first time I ordered my STi key blank off ebay I got an empty envelope. The knucklehead who shipped it just threw it in an envelope and sent it... from Canada!

I'm surprised that Shorty's cardboard sandwiched key didn't make it. That blows.

I always carry a spare key with me... and the one time I didn't... I ended up locking my keys in the car... wtf.

 
I had to limp the rig home from BGR. The shifter popped out of the socket and I managed to sneak it into 2nd and 4th...and roll through 5 stop signs:)

 
R,

I didnt know about your whole key thing; the craziest things happen to you! But I fail to see how the key incident and your shifter incident which I will so aptly dub "You ripped your ball out of your socket" are connected ;D

Unless you have some onslaught of bad karma where the boomerang is coming back and bushwacking your arse :-[

I say that's just bad luck! Sit down, have a coke, and smile ;D

I had to limp the rig home from BGR.
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I have an extra key for the wrecjked car.

But I'm thinking its the other car that's bad moojoo

 
wrecjked= wreck jacked...definition- When someone steals your busted ride at gun point; most commonly found at the scene of an accident...or the PC term.. "A Traffic Collision"
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I have an extra key for the wrecjked car.

But I'm thinking its the other car that's bad moojoo
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