EVERYBODY LOOK OUT ON RT 231 IN NEW GLOUCESTER.
On my way to Pat's (to work on his turd-mobile) I see a car pulled over w/ hazards flashing and there are two cars comming the other way. I slow down and try to see what's up w/ the person pulled over. It's too dark to tell, however, when I bring my attention back to the road I see a dead deer 5ft in front of me. Too late to try and stop or go around it so I aim for the center and I can feel this thing rub on the entire underside of my car. I thought about pulling over but it was dark out and I don't have a flashlight so for the next few miles I pay extra attention to how my car is driving. Meanwhile the wife calls and I tell her my horrible news and she can't stop laughing. I don't think she believes me. So I call Pat and see if there's room to pull my car in and just check it over. Aside from blood and guts everywhere all looks ok. I finish working on the turd-mobile for the night and head home. Not only do I see a diff. car pulled over in the same spot I ran the deer over, but not even a quarter mile up the road I see blue lights flashing. I slow down and there is a cop pulled over and another car and another dead deer. I'm just glad I didn't hit one head on.