HAPPY B-day Nigel !!!

thanks guys!

so STM mods...does this mean Nigel is eldest on de boardz ? :laughing4: :icon_scratch: :pottytrain2: :dontknow:

now 54, born in 54, woo-woo

 
thanks guys!

so STM mods...does this mean Nigel is eldest on de boardz ? :laughing4: :icon_scratch: :pottytrain2: :dontknow:

now 54, born in 54, woo-woo
Happy birthday bro im 46, so you old to me :laughing4:
 
54 years = 19,710 days

59,130 meals

1 ex wife

5 awesome dogs--Taco, Weasel, Kudzu, Carey, Henri

30-some cars, most of them interesting (except for the Chevy II :icon_scratch:)

approx 21 speeding tix, w/countless near-misses for same

lots of hiking, paddling, skiing, climbing

couple rally championships, only 3 (ok, 4) crashes so far

lots more of all of the above to go! :occasion14: :occasion14: :occasion14:

Life Is Good, especially when you refuse to grow up.

 
Some say that his voice can only be heard by cats, and that he has a digital face,

Some say he is illegal in 17 US states, and he blinks horizontally,

Some say that the outline of his left nipple is exactly the same shape as the Nurburg ring,

Some say that he was once a driver for prodrive, and that he sleeps on a pile of gravel

all we know is he's called the Nigel.

 
yeesh, that's a candidate for Strangest Post of 2008! Excellent research. :thumbsup:

however, if Nigel finds out who revealed that information, this person may have to be...

terminated. :violent5: :fart:

OK, on to more Strange Posts....true or false--

Fangio laid Maserati rubber on Nigel's left nipple during the 1954 Nurburgring 1000 Kms.

Nigel spanked Schuey in a lawnmower race (admittedly after sampling much Ferrari chianti) at the victory party for the 1998 German GP.

Nigel lost his job at Prodrive because the gearbox he built for Petter blew up at Acropolis 2003, costing Subaru the World Championship.

Nigel and JoMo won the Longest Jump competition at Rallye Baie des Chaleurs 2008 by beating Ken Block's longest flight by 1 effing foot, 116 vs 115. :headbang:

 
OK, what the hell is going on in here? *in voice of muppet guy in balcony seats above stage*

<<<<also getting old and becoming somewhat of a carmundgeon (sp?)

Eh, happy b-day Dave!

 
The above post from speedpants is the intro that the stig gets from Clarkson on Top Gear, however tailored properly for Nigel

Brilliant!!

 
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