How NOT to ask Evil Jeff for something

[Evil Jeff]

Do not stroll into Evil Jeff's office, take notice of the SWRT flag and STi poster, comment that you prefer Mitsubishi and Hyundai, then proceed to ask Evil Jeff for a new video card for your home computer because your current one can't play games.

 

[Runnah]

At least he wasn't a SRT-4 driver.

 

[akinaspeedstar]

oh sorry, we only give out those video cards to subaru owners. here you can have this trident PCI card though.

 

[redlinerally]

A WHOPPING 1mb! WOO HOO!

 

[rallyXcramps]

I cant hear you!

 

[vaguelee]

Dude, you can't discriminate against the handicapped like that.

I mean, the dude likes tiburons and new eclipses. He's probably a little,

uh, special.

 

[Evil Jeff]

Dude, you can't discriminate against the handicapped like that.

I mean, the dude likes tiburons and new eclipses. He's probably a little,

uh, special.

It's not discrimination when it's not even an employee, just a son of a former employee.

 

[redlinerally]

And EJ doesn't discriminate... he hates everyone.

 

[Evil Jeff]

And EJ doesn't discriminate... he hates everyone.

Ed Zachary.