Just for Sh%ts and giggles..

[marcelr1988]

post your funniest joke.. heard this one today and nearly died laughing.. its not all that funny but as you may notice i am very bored.. My mechanic told me, "I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder."

 

[2point5RS_Dan]

What's blue and fuzzy?

Blue Fuzz

Whats brown and sticky?

A brown stick.

 

[nhmtns]

What did the elephant say to the naked guy?

How the hell do you breathe through that thing?

 

[Ryan]

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[krazykarpenter]

knock knock

who's there?

Hutch...

Hutch who

Gog bless you

 

[Impreza05]

 

[Mighty Subie]

ok here's some to get this thing rolling since it's kinda dead:

A three legged dog walks into a saloon. He slides up to the bar and announces... "I'm looking for the man who shot my paw!"

Did you hear about the cross-eyed teacher? She couldn't control her pupils.

Do you know why the donut shop closed? Apparently the owner was tired of the hole business.

 

[RallyGal]

The Blue-Black bug bled Blue-Black blood while the other black bug bled blue..... try saying that ten times fast haha

 

[Chris]

Why didn't the cannibal eat the clown?

Because the meat tasted funny.