[life] i need advice

ReZPunK

ReZPunK

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I've suspected for some time now that my wife is cheating.

The usual signs... Phone rings but if I answer, the caller hangs up. My wife has been going out with the girls a lot recently although when I ask their names she says, "Just some friends from work. You don't know them."

I always stay awake to look for her taxi coming home, but she always walks down the drive although I can hear a car driving off as if she got out around the corner. Why? Maybe she wasn't in a taxi?

I once picked up her mobile phone just to see what time it was and she went berserk and screamed that I should never touch her phone again and asked why I was checking up on her.

Anyway, I have never breached the subject with her. I think deep down I didn't want to know the truth but last night again she went out and I decided to really check in on her.

I decided that I was going to park my motorcycle next to the garage and hide behind it so I could get a good view of the whole street when she comes home. It was at that moment crouching behind my bike, that I noticed the rocker cover on the engine leaking a little oil.

Is this something that I can fix myself or should I take it back to the dealer?

 
naw that's a easy do it yourself job, all you need a a gun or a large knife. if you see your wife make sure you ask her if she'll give you a hand it's an easier job with two people.

 
;D

Nice plot twist.That was almost as good as the part in the Departed when Leonardo gets it in the face.
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ignoring it isn't going to make it better. it just gives her the chance to leave you when she feels ready, after doing something that was wrong to begin with. if you're anything like me, you'll never be able to totally forgive her and it wouldn't be a relationship you want to stay in, even if she admits to it. but if you think that she'd stop and you can get over it, more power to you. personally i'd drop her on the curb one unsuspecting friday when she gets home from work. just have all of her stuff in the garage ready to go.

 
I'm still trying to figure out if he's serious or that was just being funny.

Prioritize. Fix the bike, dump the grandma.

 
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is this a joke?

if not, ive got some silicone thatll fix that leaky valve cover gasket.

and loads of experience shooting at dirt smurfs.

 
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