Tyler
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Maine-Iac Barbies...Check 'em out! In time for Christmas!!!
---Mattel recently announced the release of Limited Edition Barbie Dolls for the Maine Market:
Falmouth Barbie
This princess Barbie is only sold at exclusive Portland stores. She comes with an assortment of Kate Spade Handbags, a Lexus
SUV, a long-haired foreign dog named Honey and a cookie cutter house. Available with or without tummy tuck and face lift.
Workaholic Ken sold only in conjunction with "augmented" version.
Yarmouth Barbie
This modern day homemaker Barbie is available with Ford Windstar Minivan and matching gym outfit. She gets lost easily and has no full time occupation or secondary education. Traffic jamming cell phone sold separately.
Westbrook Barbie
This recently paroled Barbie comes with a 9mm handgun, a Ray Lewis knife,a Chevy with dark tinted windows and a Meth Lab Kit.
This model is only available after dark and can only be paid for in
cash. Preferably small, untraceable bills. Unless you are a cop, then we don't know what you are talking about.
Cape Elizabeth Barbie
This yuppie Barbie comes with your choice of BMW convertible or Hummer h3. Included are her own Starbucks cup, credit card and
country club membership. Also available for this set are Shallow Ken and Private School Skipper. You won't be able to afford any of
them.
Waterville Barbie
This pale model comes dressed in her own Wrangler jeans two sizes too small, a NASCAR shirt and tweety bird tattoo on her shoulder. She has a six pack of Coors light and a Hank Williams, Jr. CD set. She can spit over 5 feet and kick mullet-haired Ken's butt when she's drunk. Purchuse her pickup truck separately and get a confederate flag bumper sticker absolutely free.
SugarLoaf Barbie
This collagen injected, rhinoplastic Barbie wears a leopard print ski outfit and drinks Cosmopolitans while entertaining friends
at the lodge. Optional Percocet prescription available.
Old Orchard Beach Barbie
This tobacco chewing, brassy haired Barbie has a pair of her own high-heeled sandals with one broken heel from the time she chased Beer-Gutted Ken out of Newport Barbie's house. Her ensemble includes lowrise acid washed jeans, fake finger nails, and a see through halter top. Also available with a mobile home and 8-track tape player.
Portland Barbie
This doll is made of actual tofu. She has long straight brown hair,
arch-less feet, hairy armpits, no makeup and Birkenstocks with white socks. She prefers that you call her "Willow". She does not
want or need a Ken doll, but if you purchase two Montpelier Barbies and the optional Subaru wagon, you get a rainbow flag sticker for free.
Farmington Barbie
This Barbie comes with her own mountain bike. Available with SUV, complete with Kayak on the roof and dog in the back. Optional Ken doll also comes with his own mountain bike and dog.
Biddeford Barbie
This Barbie is only 14 and comes with a stroller and infant doll. Optional accessories include a GED and bus pass. Gangsta Ken
and his '79 Caddy were available, but are now very difficult to find since the addition of the infant.
Augusta barbie
This chain smoking, beer chugging model has a low rise jeans complete with muffin tops, for that extra something to hold on to. She has a lower back tattoo, cuz she's kinda slutty like that. She drives a 1995 ford probe, and thinks she can dance better then you can. She comes complete with drug-dealing Ken, who doesn't have a car or his license b/c he's on probation. Navel piercing sold separately
Bangor Barbie
This Barbie comes with tangled hair and missing teeth. She is sporting LA Gear sneakers, Tapered Jeans and a B.U.M equipment
belly shirt. Bangor Barbie is also available with bearded Ken who serves as her cousin/boyfriend.
;D
---Mattel recently announced the release of Limited Edition Barbie Dolls for the Maine Market:
Falmouth Barbie
This princess Barbie is only sold at exclusive Portland stores. She comes with an assortment of Kate Spade Handbags, a Lexus
SUV, a long-haired foreign dog named Honey and a cookie cutter house. Available with or without tummy tuck and face lift.
Workaholic Ken sold only in conjunction with "augmented" version.
Yarmouth Barbie
This modern day homemaker Barbie is available with Ford Windstar Minivan and matching gym outfit. She gets lost easily and has no full time occupation or secondary education. Traffic jamming cell phone sold separately.
Westbrook Barbie
This recently paroled Barbie comes with a 9mm handgun, a Ray Lewis knife,a Chevy with dark tinted windows and a Meth Lab Kit.
This model is only available after dark and can only be paid for in
cash. Preferably small, untraceable bills. Unless you are a cop, then we don't know what you are talking about.
Cape Elizabeth Barbie
This yuppie Barbie comes with your choice of BMW convertible or Hummer h3. Included are her own Starbucks cup, credit card and
country club membership. Also available for this set are Shallow Ken and Private School Skipper. You won't be able to afford any of
them.
Waterville Barbie
This pale model comes dressed in her own Wrangler jeans two sizes too small, a NASCAR shirt and tweety bird tattoo on her shoulder. She has a six pack of Coors light and a Hank Williams, Jr. CD set. She can spit over 5 feet and kick mullet-haired Ken's butt when she's drunk. Purchuse her pickup truck separately and get a confederate flag bumper sticker absolutely free.
SugarLoaf Barbie
This collagen injected, rhinoplastic Barbie wears a leopard print ski outfit and drinks Cosmopolitans while entertaining friends
at the lodge. Optional Percocet prescription available.
Old Orchard Beach Barbie
This tobacco chewing, brassy haired Barbie has a pair of her own high-heeled sandals with one broken heel from the time she chased Beer-Gutted Ken out of Newport Barbie's house. Her ensemble includes lowrise acid washed jeans, fake finger nails, and a see through halter top. Also available with a mobile home and 8-track tape player.
Portland Barbie
This doll is made of actual tofu. She has long straight brown hair,
arch-less feet, hairy armpits, no makeup and Birkenstocks with white socks. She prefers that you call her "Willow". She does not
want or need a Ken doll, but if you purchase two Montpelier Barbies and the optional Subaru wagon, you get a rainbow flag sticker for free.
Farmington Barbie
This Barbie comes with her own mountain bike. Available with SUV, complete with Kayak on the roof and dog in the back. Optional Ken doll also comes with his own mountain bike and dog.
Biddeford Barbie
This Barbie is only 14 and comes with a stroller and infant doll. Optional accessories include a GED and bus pass. Gangsta Ken
and his '79 Caddy were available, but are now very difficult to find since the addition of the infant.
Augusta barbie
This chain smoking, beer chugging model has a low rise jeans complete with muffin tops, for that extra something to hold on to. She has a lower back tattoo, cuz she's kinda slutty like that. She drives a 1995 ford probe, and thinks she can dance better then you can. She comes complete with drug-dealing Ken, who doesn't have a car or his license b/c he's on probation. Navel piercing sold separately
Bangor Barbie
This Barbie comes with tangled hair and missing teeth. She is sporting LA Gear sneakers, Tapered Jeans and a B.U.M equipment
belly shirt. Bangor Barbie is also available with bearded Ken who serves as her cousin/boyfriend.
;D
