Merging

Jimbo

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OK - I admit it. I haven't lived in Maine my whole life. Born and raised here, went to (and am still going to) college here, but there was a year and a half or so that I lived in Boston. Driving there sucks on a level that I cannot describe. Hard on your nerves, on your brakes, on your tranny, and on your engine. My biggest peeve there was the act of merging. You see, here in Maine, when you're coming onto the highway from an on-ramp, you really do wait for an opening before tossing your car to the left. In Massachusetts, the cars joining the highway just don't yield. It's frightening to say the least.

Anyway, I move back to Maine, and I find the whole "merging" thing has become my personal hot button. I watch for it everywhere - whether on the highway or in the city. Case in point: I commute every day along Brighton Avenue in Portland. I live in Westbrook, so it's a straight shot to USM from my apartment (pretty much). Along my commute are two places where the road goes from two lanes to one, WITH INSTRUCTIONS ON WHOSE ASS SHOULD MERGE CLEARLY POSTED. Ahem. Let me repeat - instructions on what to do are posted clearly on the right side of the road. "Right lane ends - merge left." Clear enough for people? Evidently not.

This very morning I was almost pushed across the center line into oncoming traffic by a blonde in an elderly white Passat who tried unsuccessfully to pass me on the right and cut in front of me because her lane was ending.

Please - if you know the road that you're currently using turns into a lawn fifty yards ahead, maybe use a blinker...or your brakes...or your brain. I'll let you in if you're nice. If you're being a bastard, though...no mercy.

 
Was that down by Capisic at the school? People get special kind of stupid down there. Which is good considering there is a bike lane and a school at the corner.

 
Nah - this particular episode took place at the corner by the 7-11 and the train tracks.

Funny you mention the Capisic corner, though - watched a state senator pull the same maneuver at that very spot this morning. Grr.

 
I can attest to the stupidity that is MA driving. Every morning I deal with the same yield sign scenario. School buses are commonly passed while their lights are flashing, stop signs don't mean a thing... all because somebody woke up 10 minutes late and has to rush to work...

For that, I post this:

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What really gets me is the asses that wait till the last minute to get into the lane they need to be in, just to get one or two cars ahead. :
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However, I do enjoy locking those people out, gives me a little amusement for the day particularly the ones that pound on their dash boards and make rude jestures... ;D Bet they didn't know an Element could move that quickly. Now, don't confuse this with the honest 'oh damn, I'm in the wrong lane' people, I let those ones in.

 
You can tell which is which by eye contact. The ones who are sorry will look at you, the ones who are dicks will keep staring straight ahead.
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MA state driver's motto is, "When In Doubt, Pull Out"

corolarry is, "Fook em, their brakes work."

this is the sum total of driver training in the state

worst things is, it's all true. :
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:-*

 
theres a section of 302 in Windham with the same problem. Every time it is a local person who tries to get in on the right and expects you to move, they alway turn off on a local road after cutting everyone (except me) off. Last few times I've been that way I've had the truck and I suck up to the car in front of me and have run quite a few folks right up the curb. I refuse to let them in, I do not budge, besides my silverado, your little shite box in the wrong lane, who wins????? ME! There is a sign that says merge lane end, but it gets ignored.

 
people that stop at the top of on-ramps on 295 piss me off a lot, when i get stuck behind on of thses a-holes in a slow box truck or my even slower brat i am screwed. People need to learn how to drive

 
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