pulled over...U never guess where....

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so I took the piggy out today with the wife and kids... nice ride up Rte 2 towards Farmington for an ice cream at that place with the windmill motiff(DONT GET THE BUFFALO CHEESE STXX....tooey!)... Back up Rte 2 to Rte 4 and down through jay and such... so far so good....bang a right onto 108 and there is the Audi A4 with the 3.2T dodad sticker thing on it.......

Audi see's me in rearview getting bigger in his view by the second... he passes two cars, hops back in the right lane then takes the third....I drop a gear and get ASAP right by the dudes house with the red mud flapped white STi... back on his ass...

Keep in mind the kids LOVE the car and are pretty well aware of what it will do... the wife who hates the contraption is now getting used to its abilities..... All that is comng from the backseat is screams of laughter as we zip along.... I also want to B careful with the passes I choose and my over all velocity.. I do have my kids in the car and am certainly not going to stretch the limits of what car or driver can do!

Couple straight aways later and we are both doing up a line of cars... this time I have set myself up with a little distance and some room to get the deadbolt seriously spinning.... This time the Audi pulls back in and I keep hammering much... of course at this point I had succumbed to the screams from the back seat to pass the audi.... gosh I have aggressive step kids...

The line of cars and the Audi are now behind me and evaporating ASAP.... Eventually the Audi returns to my tail ( I had opted return from warp factor whatever and just cruise along at 55 or so), right near the new elementary skool in Mexico so the passing zones are now gone. We both take the right over the Mexico bridge to Rte 2, meet at the stop sign, realizes he just got smoked by a piece of Japanese tin with a family in it still eating ice cream...He is kewl as we go our opposite ways...

I bang my right back to Dixfield center careful NOt to zip through town...again....for like the fifth time. I pass a local officer parked in the fire department and keep driving home....perhaps I accelerated a weee bit to much for the left hand turn up my street... of course becasue I am home I procede to groove up the hill making some noise beig a good neighbor and waiving.... pull into my driveway, roll into the garage and hop out...

Luckily the Dixfield officer who chased me up my street and watched me run into my garage didn't pull his gun on me when I jumped out of my car unaware he was there..!!!!

He said I was doing blah blah blah in a blah blah blah... funny...my remote radar detector gave me no hints but whatever! We both got a good laugh from the fact I didn't see him on my ass up the street and was honking and waiving away at my neighbors and gave me a warning aqfter he gave the STi a serious visual once over.. Of course by the time it is over some of my neighbors are in the yard and they, the wife, the cop and the *** kids are all laffin at me for cruisin up the hill, honking and waiving at everyone totally oblivious to the fact I had an officer on my ass with his blues on...

 
dear god you get an A+ for typing all that out. must of taken longer to type than it took to happen in real life lol

 
I know it`s real hard to fight the adrenline rush, been there many times but you just gota be real careful when you have the family in the car man. Just remember if you get busted at 30 over with anyone else in the car they can get you for Driving to endanger.

You need to play it cool for awhile since smoky knows where you live.

So what color are you going to paint your car next week
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deer jeez, the evil snail and that debbil boost almost claim another license!

thanks for the LOLs, there but for the grace go I (and many of the other faithful MS perps)

it's bad when you are a target from opposite ends of the spectrum--both bad bad Audis (Bimmers, Evos, etc) and guys with blue gum machines on their cars.
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what is a poor sinner to DO??!!

drive a Sienna? o no pleeeeezz NO!

PS--shame on that evil Audi for making U do Bad Things. But Mainiac is so right....if the Man had stopped you and the Audi, YOU would have gotten short end of the stick because of the 'family being driven by madman' issue. Driving To Endanger stops are so situation-dependent, and on what makes a particular officer pee'd off about how you are driving.....skeery. Trouble is, De Judge tends to side with the badge-wearers.

 
I think the 30 over is hilarious..... I think most people in this state have been guilty of driving to endanger then just based on how people drive here.... I have honestly never seen so many drivers who make stupid aggresive moves in beat up old minivans and pickups on side roads with emptys flying out the back...perhaps it is just the area I live in.

& yes Nigel...forshame on that evilo evil Audi for making me feel obliged to take some German engineering and slap tyhe smile off its face.......

ps; fyi..when I did get pulled over there was NO Radar as my car did not warn me, I was estimated doing 39 in a 25 and pulled over. The officer who did it spent more time gawking at my car and laffing his ass off at me... The warning he gave me was verbal and I am sure he thought I Was going to end up in my neighbors driveway: I dont know for a fact but I can tell U he is being watched by locals as the entire neighborhood, based on the zombies we see on his back deck beleive that he is the local back alley pharmicist... He also has an 02 Prelude with rims and a fart can... he sincerely beleives his lude will take my STi up to 100...Ill take my chances with the audi thanx.

 
I think the 30 over is hilarious..... I think most people in this state have been guilty of driving to endanger then just based on how people drive here.... I have honestly never seen so many drivers who make stupid aggresive moves in beat up old minivans and pickups on side roads with emptys flying out the back...perhaps it is just the area I live in.
& yes Nigel...forshame on that evilo evil Audi for making me feel obliged to take some German engineering and slap tyhe smile off its face.......

ps; fyi..when I did get pulled over there was NO Radar as my car did not warn me, I was estimated doing 39 in a 25 and pulled over. The officer who did it spent more time gawking at my car and laffing his ass off at me... The warning he gave me was verbal and I am sure he thought I Was going to end up in my neighbors driveway: I dont know for a fact but I can tell U he is being watched by locals as the entire neighborhood, based on the zombies we see on his back deck beleive that he is the local back alley pharmicist... He also has an 02 Prelude with rims and a fart can... he sincerely beleives his lude will take my STi up to 100...Ill take my chances with the audi thanx.[/quote]

This is the cop?
 
nooo... srry for the bad writing!

it is the guy arcoss the streeet with the Prelude who everyone thinks is the pharmicist....hahahah..not the cop!

 
I think the 30 over is hilarious..... I think most people in this state have been guilty of driving to endanger then just based on how people drive here.... I have honestly never seen so many drivers who make stupid aggresive moves in beat up old minivans and pickups on side roads with emptys flying out the back...perhaps it is just the area I live in.
& yes Nigel...forshame on that evilo evil Audi for making me feel obliged to take some German engineering and slap tyhe smile off its face.......

ps; fyi..when I did get pulled over there was NO Radar as my car did not warn me, I was estimated doing 39 in a 25 and pulled over. The officer who did it spent more time gawking at my car and laffing his ass off at me... The warning he gave me was verbal and I am sure he thought I Was going to end up in my neighbors driveway: I dont know for a fact but I can tell U he is being watched by locals as the entire neighborhood, based on the zombies we see on his back deck beleive that he is the local back alley pharmicist... He also has an 02 Prelude with rims and a fart can... he sincerely beleives his lude will take my STi up to 100...Ill take my chances with the audi thanx.
During my last traffic stop
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while waiting for the officer to finish handing me the paper work, i casualy asked him why my new radar detector did NOT make a sound before or after he caught me,And if he didnt have his radar on, how could he say i was going that fast.Man did he look pissed :eek:I was comeing home from a weekend at old orchard beach with the family,they were 5 minutes behind me in the daytona,,Here i am 45 years old ,shaved head,gray beard, whereing yesterdays cut off shorts ,loud blue hawaiin shirt, and no shoes,and my gun and case sitting on the passenger seat ,at 8;30 in the am.I think the cop though he had bagged a punk kid but ended up with and old tired dude,He started to believe my story as i wave to the wife and kid as they pass us[i can see my old lady laughing at me.:lol:Cop told me my radar detector wasnt his problem and id have to take it up in court.Payed a ticket for 23 over.Tryed to set a good example for the boy:rolleyes:20 years ago they wouldnt have caught me.Gorham me rte 114.
 
HAHAHA... I love getting pulled over like that. All of a sudden the officer relaizes the car isn't some frankensteins monster duct taped together, there are no roaches in the ashtray, no empties floating around and a college educated professional adult behind the wheel who may or may not have a significantly more indepth vocabulary.. U will not however find a gun in my car other than an airsoft rifle..

Matter of fact... everytime I have been pulled over in the STi it has been more like a showing than a traffic stop and have yet to get an actual ticket or written warning in the thing.

R they not required to provide U the opportunity to look at theirr radar detector if thery calim that is how they have caught U?

My detector is one of those remote ones with only blue LED's visible in a specific location on my streering column...

ps: THose cutoff are not old jeans that are short enough to show the bottom of the pockets dangling down R they? If so I dont even want to know Y U were wearing UR daisy dukes in public....

 
During my last traffic stop
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while waiting for the officer to finish handing me the paper work, i casualy asked him why my new radar detector did NOT make a sound before or after he caught me,And if he didnt have his radar on, how could he say i was going that fast.Man did he look pissed :eek:I was comeing home from a weekend at old orchard beach with the family,they were 5 minutes behind me in the daytona,,Here i am 45 years old ,shaved head,gray beard, whereing yesterdays cut off shorts ,loud blue hawaiin shirt, and no shoes,and my gun and case sitting on the passenger seat ,at 8;30 in the am.I think the cop though he had bagged a punk kid but ended up with and old tired dude,He started to believe my story as i wave to the wife and kid as they pass us[i can see my old lady laughing at me.:lol:Cop told me my radar detector wasnt his problem and id have to take it up in court.Payed a ticket for 23 over.Tryed to set a good example for the boy:rolleyes:20 years ago they wouldnt have caught me.Gorham me rte 114.
We all had a bigger set when we were younger
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HAHAHA... I love getting pulled over like that. All of a sudden the officer relaizes the car isn't some frankensteins monster duct taped together, there are no roaches in the ashtray, no empties floating around and a college educated professional adult behind the wheel who may or may not have a significantly more indepth vocabulary.. U will not however find a gun in my car other than an airsoft rifle......[i almost resemble those remarks:DI may be paranoid but,where the family and i sleep is gonna be safe crazy world we live in]
Matter of fact... everytime I have been pulled over in the STi it has been more like a showing than a traffic stop and have yet to get an actual ticket or written warning in the thing......[My home town is like that,there are a few around that are speed traps.]

R they not required to provide U the opportunity to look at theirr radar detector if thery calim that is how they have caught U? ...[i think so,but i didnt need him pawing around that much,and i wanted a quick out.
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My detector is one of those remote ones with only blue LED's visible in a specific location on my streering column...

ps: THose cutoff are not old jeans that are short enough to show the bottom of the pockets dangling down R they? If so I dont even want to know Y U were wearing UR daisy dukes in public....
Dude after that weekend i could have been running comando for all i remember:DAnd yes they are original 1970ies cut off jean,just broken in.Yes im an old hippy:eek:dyrtigaf
 
commando....hahaha!

Doin the "John J"....

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U should have told the cop U were not wearing underwear.... I bet it would have changed the entire textrue of the traffic stop...

 
Dude after that weekend i could have been running comando for all i remember:DAnd yes they are original 1970ies cut off jean,just broken in.Yes im an old hippy:eek:dyrtigaf
hippie or never-nude?

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hippie or never-nude?
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Swear to god man...that aint me:DIm much better looking with a buzz cut, grey stash and beard.Iaint even got a garage ,just go home and ask my wife[charlie danials]
 
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