Some People Suck

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Lawdawg

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So, I wake up to a great Friday morning, good batch of coffee, raison bran tasted just so, looks like sun for the day, and, again, it's Friday so..... I manage to put on my game face and head down to the car on Danforth st. for the short trip downtown Portland. But wait....what's this shell and substance on the side of my 2005 CGM STi? Could it be....? YES IT IS----FU#$@#$ING EGG!!! >
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Someone egged my FUC(*&%(*#&(%*&KING car, and no other car around me was similarly egged. Now I know what many of you are thinking, but at 35yo, I just don't have any enemies, especially any that would egg my car. No, this was a random attack. Again, &%(#%(*$(&%*&%*(#. It makes me so angry, my blood pressure went up 40 pegs no doubt. Some people simply do not deserve to breath air.

On the bright side, a couple of years ago my pristine 93 Corrado SLC VR6 was egged, and it took the paint off (once again random attack around Halloween). The subie paint, on the other hand, despite being thinner, appears to have held up well.

 
Its just punk kids. Expect it to continue. As long as you have something nice something/someone will fudge it up.

Well, I don't think that anymore. Us out here in Naples used to leave our cars unlocked and once in awhile we'd accidently leave keys right in the ignition. We'd get the occasional pumkin smasher and that was it. Then came the mailbox murders, then my car was stolen, then we had the kid's bikes stolen, and often people would actually break into houses and garages and sheds and cars. I thought it was all punk ass redneck kids.

About 6 months ago the cops arrested a long time area criminal and finally put him away for a long time. All nieghborhood crimes stopped. Not even a smashed mail box. I feel safe again and time has proven they got the right guy. We don't leave crap unlocked anymore but nothing has happened for a long time. *knocks on wood*

I bet even in big populated area like Portland there are only 3-5 people causing problems. If the cops could pin point the problem punks and put them away a lot of stolen CDs and egged cars would be stopped.

 
i had someone do the sabe but with a Beer bottle!

chiped and dented both left side doors.

Now when ever i hear stuff out side i get up and go check it out.

while my girlfriend calls the cops if there is somthing "going down"

She finds that saying that her Irate boyfriend is going out to "diffuse the situation" with a bat gets a quicker responce ;D

 
I have a paintball gun you could borrow;)
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I've got 2 you could borrow...
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Speaking of which Rad, next time you and Eric go out paintballin', you better give me a call. I've had my Shutter for 2yrs now, and done nothing with it 'cept shoot the basketball hoop in the driveway. :
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I am resurrecting this thread because people still suck. This time I head down Sunday morning where I park at Park st and Danforth and notice a scratch running down the passenger side. Upon closer inspection, my worst fear is realized. Some fu*($cking peice of sh!t scumbag lowlife miserable trash keyed the entire side of my car, starting on the fu&^cking hood.

Right down to the metal all the way from stem to stern. Christ what the f*Uck are people thinking. I have no beef with anyone, just random act of vandalism. Estimate this morning= $1,300 to sand and respray the entire side of the car. I think I will cry now. :'(

 
I have no idea who it was, but if I ever catch anyone doing this or any other act of vandalism to my car, god help them. Laws be damned, there will be maiming involved. The perfect "pound of flesh" so to speak might be a bullet to the elbow. This would inhibit future acts of vandalism. Harsh, but I am still fuking red in teh face over this >
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I know I know, waisted emotion under the circumstances....

 
I know how you feel, if I would have known those punks were out stealing raisin from my car the other day, my dog would have been out the door ... she doesn't even like people walking on the sidewalk in front of my apartment, let alone people in it. She can sense bad people, trust me. I had it all thought out, send the dog out, and out I came after ;D GOOD PUPPY! >
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sounds like you should be looking into vandalism insurance through your carrier.

i hate jealous people too man. they're probably just upset that you're obviously successful and they're driving a Buick skylark.

the person i'm most afraid of doing anything to my car is in that very position. i've done nothing to him, but hes jealous of what i have and what i am. he cant even afford to replace the spare doughnut hes been driving on for 3 months :
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unfortunatly he knows where i live, and i park near the street. :-[

 
Another reason I like driving a silver hatchback (OK, I KNOW, it's a wagon!) Nobody, not even the local police, notice me.

 
AH HA! You'd better hope I never end up behind you in a drive through line!

"Sir, please pull up. I can't hear a thing you're saying."

 
"I SAID I WANT A LARGE *HONK*, A MEDIUM *HONK*, AND A MEDIUM DR. *HOOOOOOOOOOOOOONK*"

DAMNIT! >
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gahahah

 
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