Car Whore
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Do you guys know the Scarborough connector that goes from Rt.1 down towards the mall and the toll booths? Well,I'm turning onto it and there is no traffic so I had a little fun for a minute and floored it.I see a couple of cars up ahead and slow down behind the one in the left lane.The car in the right lane turns onto I-295,so I signal to get over so I can turn into the mall at the next exit,when all of a sudden this red Civic goes flying by me in the breakdown lane.I seem him continue on cutting through cars,fartcan blazing,body kit flapping.I mean,if I hadn't looked in my mirror and seen him,and if he hadn't had any room to move over,it would have been ugly.It was a typical ricer flyby,because he saw me speeding and this meant he won.Right? :
So,anyways,I keep some distance and follow him down by the mall.I think he sees me in the distance,because he changes lanes after he signalled he was turning,and then pulled into the Guitar Center parking lot.I drove in and went right by him.The two dumbasses in the car are looking a little scared as I drive by.I go to another corner and park facing them and just sit there.I can see them talking about something,like they are trying to figure out what to do.They get out and stand near the car for a second,and keep looking over.They decide they don't want to leave the car,because I might key it or something probably,so they get back in.I leave out the other side,and they must think everything's cool now.....but I snuck back around the other entrance and just as they are pulling out,I come around the corner.They had no clue...it was kinda funny.I got so lucky and timed it perfectly.
I stopped and signalled for him to pull out and he wouldn't,so I told him to roll his window down.I just said "You really shouldn't pull raisin like that..that's how people get killed." He goes "I saw you speeding,too" and I said "Yeah,but as soon as some traffic showed up I slowed down,and that's when you go flying by in the breakdown lane.I didn't do that."...and he says with a smart-ass tone "Well,I did!"...probably trying to save face in front of his little crooked hat-wearing buddy,so I go "And you probably think you're cool because of that,right? Well,you're not.Don't pull that raisin....if there hadn't been room or if I wasn't paying attention,someone could have been killed.Be safe,ok?" He goes "Alright" and we drive off.
Now,I'm not the moral police or anything,but I hope maybe I got the point through his thick dumb head.I know getting down to the food court in time to pick up your girlfriend can be a hectic thing,but ricer flybys are a no-no!
So,anyways,I keep some distance and follow him down by the mall.I think he sees me in the distance,because he changes lanes after he signalled he was turning,and then pulled into the Guitar Center parking lot.I drove in and went right by him.The two dumbasses in the car are looking a little scared as I drive by.I go to another corner and park facing them and just sit there.I can see them talking about something,like they are trying to figure out what to do.They get out and stand near the car for a second,and keep looking over.They decide they don't want to leave the car,because I might key it or something probably,so they get back in.I leave out the other side,and they must think everything's cool now.....but I snuck back around the other entrance and just as they are pulling out,I come around the corner.They had no clue...it was kinda funny.I got so lucky and timed it perfectly.
I stopped and signalled for him to pull out and he wouldn't,so I told him to roll his window down.I just said "You really shouldn't pull raisin like that..that's how people get killed." He goes "I saw you speeding,too" and I said "Yeah,but as soon as some traffic showed up I slowed down,and that's when you go flying by in the breakdown lane.I didn't do that."...and he says with a smart-ass tone "Well,I did!"...probably trying to save face in front of his little crooked hat-wearing buddy,so I go "And you probably think you're cool because of that,right? Well,you're not.Don't pull that raisin....if there hadn't been room or if I wasn't paying attention,someone could have been killed.Be safe,ok?" He goes "Alright" and we drive off.
Now,I'm not the moral police or anything,but I hope maybe I got the point through his thick dumb head.I know getting down to the food court in time to pick up your girlfriend can be a hectic thing,but ricer flybys are a no-no!
