There are some things you shouldn't do with bottle rockets...

Cliff notes:

If you are going to launch a bottle rocket from your backside, it really works better if you have it pointed OUTBOUND.

 
but it burns less that way :
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So, wait, let me get this straight. He tried to do the old shootin' a bottle rocket out your ass trick, but put it in backwards?!?

Paging Dr. Darwin to the OR.

 
From the lBBC:

"A man suffered internal burns when he tried to launch a rocket from his bottom on Bonfire Night.

Paramedics found the 22-year-old bleeding, with a Black Cat Thunderbolt Rocket lodged inside him, when they attended the scene in Sunderland.

He suffered a scorched colon and is now recovering in hospital, where his condition is described as stable. "

 
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah *gasp*

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"We have spent a long time working with the government to create laws that make fireworks safer and better for the public.

"This incident is very concerning but hopefully an isolated one."
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As soon as you make something idiot proof, they'll invent a better idiot.

 
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