what is an air traveller supposed to do? Every place in the Denver International Airport is closing at 9-9:30! My flight boards at 11:28p! WTF! That's a long time to sit around.
Take a cab to the liquer store. Guzzle whole pint of Bacardi 151. Jump back into cab. Go thru security and board, doing it all before you hit 'The 151 Wall.' That way you will be passed out by the time the plane arrives at de-icing. The stuardess will be tucking you in by the time the plane's wheels are retracting. Its fun. Do it.
Take a cab to the liquer store. Guzzle whole pint of Bacardi 151. Jump back into cab. Go thru security and board, doing it all before you hit 'The 151 Wall.' That way you will be passed out by the time the plane arrives at de-icing. The stuardess will be tucking you in by the time the plane's wheels are retracting. Its fun. Do it.