Your own Stig intro

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As the titles says, be more clever than Clarkson (not a stretch) and introduce the Stig yourself

"Some say that he sleeps on a bed made entirely of the remains of dead F1 Drivers.......and when asked if something was JDM his only reply was "does that come with chips?"

all we know is...he's called the Stig!

Anyone can do better than THAT, that's only after two glasses of wine, so have at it!!

 
Crikey Rad, what magic could you come up with after 3 or 4 glasses o vino?
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Clearly you have a future in writing advertising slogans.
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some say he is the lovechild of a Sasquatch and a tire, all we know is that he is called the stig.

 
His identity MUST remain a secret for his own good, since every rally driver on earth would kill for his job...we just know him as The Stig.....

 
Some say he urinates antifreeze...and when asked to talk cars he only says "vrrrooooooommmm vrrrrroooommmmm."

All we know is, Hes called The Stig

 
Some say his favorite cocktail drink is mobil 1, and that is shoes are made by michilen

For all we know, he's called the Stig

 
drvsdwz said:
Some say his favorite cocktail drink is mobil 1, and that is shoes are made by michilen

For all we know, he's called the Stig
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Some say he spun an intestine while drinking Mobil 1, all we know is that he is called the Stig.

 
Some say he drives in his sleep, and that he is actually a prototype driving robot developed by the koreans, all we know is he's called the Stig.

 
Some say his watch reads in thousandths of a second and he has no concept of fudge all we know is he's called the Stig!

 
some say, his bones are made of carbon fiber, and that if he is sick, he displays a "Check Stig light" on his helmet, for all we know, He's called the Stig!

 
Some say his colon has secondary double glazing... and that if it were up to him, the order of months would be reversed.. All we know, is hes called the stig!

 
Some say, that when he talks, he sounds like a "speak and spell," and that if you try to sneak up from behind him, he will see you... All we know, he's the Stig!

 
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