code monkey
get up get coffee
code monkey go to job
duduhduhduhduhduh
code monkey have boring meeting
with boring manager rob
duhduhduhduhduhduh
he say code monkey very diligent
but his output stink
his code not functional or elegant
what does code monkey think
code monkey think maybe manager wanna write goddamn login page himself
code monkey not say it
out loud
code monkey not crazy
just proud
code monkey like freetos
code monkey like tab and mountain dew
code monkey very simple man
with big warm fuzzy secret heart
code monkey like you
duhduh
duhduh
duhduhduhduh
duh
duhduh
duhduh
duhduhduhduh
duh-nananananananananananananana
code monkey hang around at front desk
tell you sweater look nice
code monkey offer buy you soda
bring you cup, bring you ice
you say no thank you for the soda cuz
soda make you fat
anyway you busy with the telephone
no time for chat
and then I forget the next 30 seconds or so of lyrics...
no wait, here it is
code monkey have long walk back to cubicle
he sit down, pretend to work
code monkey blah blah blah
blah blah
code monkey say some day
some how
code monkey like freetos
code monkey like tab and mountain dew
code monkey very simple man
with big warm fuzzy secret heart
code monkey like you
(lots of duhduhs here)
code monkey have every reason
to get out this place
much rather wake up eat a coffee cake
take bath take nap
blahblahblah
balbhlahblab
forget the rest