Dear Every A-Hole on 295 that needs to speed up when I pass you. Yes I drive fast, yes my car is flashy. No that does not mean I want to race. Now to be specific,
Dear Corrolla S driver, I know your car has an S for sport. But please, please, do not speed up when I try to pass you and then cut me off, because I am slightly crazy. I hope you didn't ruin your seats when you pooped because I dropped it into 3rd on the highway and smoked you on the right hitting a space you would have never thought I could fit through. Yes I am an asshat and I have anger issues, so don't speed up WHEN I TRY TO PASS!!!!!
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