Somebody is going to win this ... Car is off the road because it was making bad noises. Sorry I didn't drive it till it blew up, tow truck rides are expensive. But more than that, my driveway is really terrible this time of year and a tow truck wouldn't be able to make it up. It's a combo of mud and ice, it would totally ruin it.
So it was in my best interest to get it home and not drive it anymore. Also, seized engines with automatic transmissions suck more than driving automatic transmissions.
Un-seized engines are really easy to R&R. It's almost like cheating compared to a 5speed.
I don't know how many miles are on it at the moment, so next time I'm out there I'll be able to annonce a winner.