Show up and contest it.
He probably won't even show,and you'll walk.
I'd bet dollars to donuts
that he didn't even know what he was writing you for exactly,the citation is probably mis-stated,and if so,unless you were "walking against the wind while urinating" or some such,again,you'd walk on a "technicality".
Obviously,you did something (peed in his cornflakes?) that made him think of bullying small children,or some other warming,past memory,and you made him want to revisit those days-so,over to the shoulder you went,so he could add to his warm/fuzzy memory collection.
If a cop called me a name,(used to be,I'd call him one,back) now,I'd call his superior and ask if this was standard operating procedure for his department,and if it was,
as a voting taxpayer,how would one go about changing that particular procedure? The stammering that follows is priceless. (Yes,it's been done before,with great success!)
In the end,I've seen cops flat-out lie to win simple traffic cases,so if you really make an impression you probably won't get a break. However,luck is made,not random,and if you make it easy for him to f*ck it up,he just might-you don't have to be a genius to be a traffic cop.
I've been burned a few times,and I find that a ValentineOne radar detector is
priceless,though not infallible.
Keep us posted on the ticket,traffic court is backlogged as hell in these parts,the cops are always busy-especially Windham...Grrr...