Goddamn, who the hell thought it'd be a great idea to create a convertible??? They'll be driving they're "most-likely automatic" AUTO-TRAGIC convertible around trying to race some kiddies who just got their licenses, make a sharp turn an OOPS...just rolled the vehicle, now...you might survive with a regular hard top, but oh no...you bought the convertible subie, YOUR cookieED!! You'll be burning in hell for buying that POS, but hey just think on the bright side, after you get to the 7th level of hell, you'll be sitting next to the guy who thought it'd be a good idea to turn that car into a convertible!
Too much? Ahahahahahhhahahah..."Feel the burning sensation of the hate? That's me pouring salt in your wounds"