Swine flu hits Maine

swine flu turns you into a zombie right? cause I am all stocked up for the zombiepocalypse

Im somwhat stocked at my house...but the full autos are locked up till my dad gets home from vaca next week.....but in dire emergency nothing a plasma torch wouldnt fix

 
the zombiepocalypse
Ah crap. All I have is a box of 30-30 and 200 pellets for the Daisey pellet guns.
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Im somwhat stocked at my house...but the full autos are locked up till my dad gets home from vaca next week.....but in dire emergency nothing a plasma torch wouldnt fix
you and I have to set up a play date.

 
*CLACK* *CLACK* Mofo Swine virus!

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-----Added 4/29/2009 at 08:57:07-----

Ah crap. All I have is a box of 30-30 and 200 pellets for the Daisey pellet guns.
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Hmm...I would keep all those pellets in the box, and just throw the box at the zombie...might be more effective.

 
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-----Added 4/29/2009 at 08:57:07-----

Hmm...I would keep all those pellets in the box, and just throw the box at the zombie...might be more effective.
shoot 'em in the eyes. then blast 'em with the straight pipe.

blind deaf zombies are way less harmful.

 
No need for a noisy generator when the power plants go down. Just a few blind deaf zombies on hampster wheels chasing after a hotdog on a string or something.

Ohh...I better patent this...

 
1 case at york hospital and 2 in kennebunk and york schools and kennebunks schoolos closed from what i just heard

if there is a zombie crisis i have made a full plan to protect myself it begins with styrofoam and deisal fuel and various other napalm like supstence

 
i;ll be hunkered down in mt vernon. concrete walls, hurricane glass, and 3/8 steel plate doors. . ..that combined with a full arsenal, and a decade's supply of mre's and water. . .. somehow i think i'll be just fine.

now to find a woman to bring with me. . .. you know, for the the sake of saving humanity.

 
i;ll be hunkered down in mt vernon. concrete walls, hurricane glass, and 3/8 steel plate doors. . ..that combined with a full arsenal, and a decade's supply of mre's and water. . .. somehow i think i'll be just fine. now to find a woman to bring with me. . .. you know, for the the sake of saving humanity.

let the breeding begin

 
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