Today's bad driver list!

time to vent.

drivers on cell phones must die.

even AFTER the cookieer hit me, he kept giving me the "please hold" finger while he finished his phone call.

should be outlawed, hands free or not. they should be illegal to use while driving.
it is banned in new york, and i've seen street cops flag people down and ticket them for it.

 
#2) Not 10 minutes later... leaving the dunkin dognutz on St.Johns St... we walk out with coffee in hand to find that some asshat in an SUV just parked in the lot blocking in about 3 cars! WTF?! There was an empty spot next to teh forester but this person obviously didn't have any parking skillz whatsoever. I was in a hurry to get back to work so Deborah ran in to find out who it was so they could move (there was a line inside).... nobody responded. I got pissed. I was about to blast backwards into the side of it... did a 15 point turn to get outta the spot and past the ass. Whipped out the pen & napkin and wrote a note "NICE PARKING ASSHOLE" but as I got out to paste it to their wet windshield this dumb ass woman hops in it. I'm standing there M-F-ing her and she could have cared less. I was livid... Deborah pulled me back in teh car before I beat the raisin out of the dumb ho. arghhh...
that's when i key their car, just a little, just a scratch really. i did it to a car in motion while on the first friday art walk in portland last night, as amy and i start to walk across a crosswalk at the corner of congress and high street someone in a red SUV swings around the corner and figures that we'll stop and let them go by. well i keep on walking just fast enough to swing out my right hand and rake my titainium ring down their red paintjob. ;D

it made my night.

i believe that if people do things like block in other cars so they can get coffee (people may be leaving at different times than them, its not like blocking someone in at church), or not stop for people in crosswalks, they probably do raisin like that all the time and you deserve a good blemish on their car.

 
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