my dear departed cat Bugaboo delivered a half-dead chipmunk early one morning.
soon the chippie was no longer half dead, he was quite alive and running under furniture all over the house, bleeding as he went.
cat in pursuit of chippie, lunker yello Lab in pursuit of the cat, me in pursuit of the chippie with the fire poker, whacking at cat and dog both, etc. yelling, squeaking yowling barking...heh, the ex found it all quite entertaining!
basically all the furniture had grown legs, and was all moving at same time.
this misadventure was before the morning's first cuppa joe
aaah, the joys of pet ownership
[[[dead chipmunk RIP smiley goes here]]]