Epic fail thread (WORK SAFE)

[TheNailman]

i think this goes here

 

[MikeD]

I'm trying to understand how something like that happens....

 

[Stein]

Joyriding? I know plenty of XY human beings that are possible of such a thing.

Hawkeye STIs have ABS brakes, right?

 

[Chris]

Look like he just drove into an open gate... And Nate .... All subarus starting with the legacy have ABS. It was optional depending on the model in 90 to 94, then I believe standard after that.

 

[Ryan]

Holy..

 

[MikeD]

Joy riding with his hood up? Just doesn't seem right...I guess that's why its here.

 

[Stein]

Well naw, the gate probably hit the hood, something stuck (the scoop?), the hood got yanked on, then the end of the gate found a hole (under the hood) and went farther through, hitting the windshield.

 

[MikeD]

Maybe....but I'm going to over-think this one

 

[LGHT SBR]

I just know that I'd be pretty pissed off. Fail

 

[Tyler]

My 97 Impreza doesn't have ABS. That looks like a big mess ...

 

[GClark]

No ABS for me either, thanks to my bigger tires. I absolutely enjoy my car more without it.

 

[Chris]

My 97 Impreza doesn't have ABS.

Is that stock, or did you pull the ABS crap out?

 

[TheNailman]

Army wife claims pregnancy via 3D Porn

http://newsolio.com/jennifer-stweart-3d-film-got-me-pregnant,9895

 

[Tyler]

Is that stock, or did you pull the ABS crap out?

Stock. That's how it came and we purchased it from a dealership.

 

[Apollyon12]

Army wife claims pregnancy via 3D Porn

http://newsolio.com/jennifer-stweart-3d-film-got-me-pregnant,9895

The real fail is the husband buying her explanation. Her excuse is just as good as "It wasn't me."

 

[LGHT SBR]

come on now, that's all just one big spoof right? It's all completely ridiculous! Hard to believe that someone would make up such a stupid lie, get her husband to buy it and get a reporter to report it.

 

[Tyler]

Army wife claims pregnancy via 3D Porn

http://newsolio.com/jennifer-stweart-3d-film-got-me-pregnant,9895

srsly? Wow. I don't know what's worse: Her thinking that excuse is going to work, or the fact that her husband said that with today's technology, anything is possible ...

Wow.

 

[LGHT SBR]

On another point here, when did they start making 3D porn flix and where can I get some?

 

[IBratmanI]

Is that stock, or did you pull the ABS crap out?

My 97 Impreza came without ABS as well. It was great!!

 

[-=Lobstah=-]

On another point here, when did they start making 3D porn flix and where can I get some?

stay away from that, you'll end up paying child support in cyber bucks